You May Know Me From Such Greats…

The road to becoming the next Rutger Hauer is long and fraught with danger. Not to mention the soul-destroying waves of bitter disappointment (I am still slowly recovering from 88mm Production’s painful rejection by Julianne Moore and the other judges of the Red Cross 48hr Film compo). I am far from the heady heights of stardom that Rutger has attained, and the possibility of starring in my own Split Second is still but a mere pinhole of light at the end of a very long tunnel.

As it is, my ambitions have led me, perhaps inevitably, straight into the arms of the devil. Yes, I have allowed myself to be featured in a viral ad. It wasn’t clever, and it wasn’t mature. But sometimes even a Doctor of Science has to take what he can get on the road to immortality.

Still from “Perfect World”, viral commercial for Infuz.com, by by Shawn Donoho.